Aussie Thursdays and Where's Wally? Pub Crawl 111

After a rough couple of days, I decided that nothing would put me in a better mood than a couple wild nights! So I decided to live up to the Uni experience and attend Thursdays at Don's. Don's is the bar on campus (yes, on campus!) that has great deals for Bond students, and has live entertainment and such to keep us all entertained. After kickin' it at Don's for a while, we took the free bus to Shooters, a "Super Club", in Surfer's Paradise. Now, Shooters is this huge club that has 4 rooms, all of varying themes and types of music. They have a stripper pole-esque room that has 2, yes two, poles in the middle of the floor, with booths and tables along the outskirts, mainly you just see people making out there. Then they have a HUGE techno room, that has platforms to dance on, strobe lights, smoke, the whole techno/rave experience. The R&B room is next, Miss Nancy Louise Davidson's favorite, where they have just R&B music, and its really chill. The last room, which I have only frequented a couple of times, is a room that has no DJ but a couple pool tables and "the Smoker Room". In this "Smoker Room", which is basically a small closet that has bars on the outside wall that lead to outside, it makes them look like monkeys in a cage (Thank you, Molly Regan). You are not allowed to have drinks in the "Smoke Room", just you and your fellow smoking people. I have not been in the room to smoke, just went in to grab my friend so we could peace out. After getting caught in the rain, talking to some lovely ladies from Bristol, NOT LONDON, England, and convincing half the street to eat at Theo's Kebabs (I got a chicken one, with everything and Hommus and Sour Cream. BOMB! I'll describe it next), we took the bus home and I got some shut eye. Oh, did I mention that I got "thrown out" of Shooters? Yeah....I decided to just jump over the railing to go from one part to the next (which I lifted my friend over the railing because she was to short, but there was no point in walking ALL the way around!). Well, apparently the bouncers didn't like that because they asked me to leave at that point. No big deal...we were done anyways.
Before I go into the wild details of the pub crawl, let me first tell you a few things about Kebabs. Kebabs are the best drunk food you will ever eat. Bill's Toasty does not have crap, I don't know if I'm allowed to say $hit, on a Kebab. A Kebab is kind of like a Gyro/Flafel. It is a soft, thick tortilla like shell (I guess) that they heat up. Then they put chicken, beef, lamb, or vegetarian match meat in it, along with 2 sauces of your choice, including: Hommus, Sour Cream, Garlic, BBQ, Chili, and a few others that I can't think of off the top of my head. Then they put cheese (it looks like a mozzarella or a legacy type cheese), lettuce, tomatoes, and some kind of ending herb seasoning thing on it. They wrap it up, put it in a paper sleeve, put a few napkins on top of it and hand it over. Your mouth waters before the first bite, and then you meet the most amazing food you have ever eaten. It is an epic experience. While eating Kebabs, at Theo's, Ozi's Kebabs and Pizza is right next to it. Well, realizing that Theo's was amazing, I convinced multiple people to eat at Theo's and Theo now loves me, well I assume he does.
Also, people from England are not neccessarily from London, and they can make great American interpretations.
After recovering from Thursday night, which was a very, very late night, I woke up Friday ready to face the world again. Buses for the pub crawl left at 4:00pm, so we decided to begin our day around 2ish. We were all dressed in bright yellow with black stripes shirts (like a bunch of bumble bees) and marched our way to the buses, from buses to bars, from bars to buses, and then repeated it at a total of 6 bars. Let me tell you, it was a very wild and entertaining time. At the first bar, they had two Skyy Vodka girls giving out shots, along with some Skyy makeup samples for the ladies. Well, two attractive girls giving out free alcohol to a bunch of college students on a pub crawl...let's just say we attacked them! They also gave some fried food, pizza, and water (who actually drank water on the pub crawl?!?!). Then we were paraded along to our next bar. Every bar after that gets a little fuzzy on the names and places they were, but here is what I remember:

• They raffled off a meat tray and seafood tray at a bar
• One bar had a topless waitress and other waitresses in thongs and bras (somehow I missed both sets of these!)
• At one stop, some girl was giving out "Bondbook" stamps (Bondbook is something on campus, but I'm not quite sure what. Voting is sometime next week) and apparently I lifted up my shirt and got 10 of them! By the end of the night they were all a little smeary, but nonetheless they looked good!
• I proceeded to yell "Where's the Beach!?!?" and lifted up my shirt to show off my stamps (and nipples apparently) at random times throughout the night. Word on the street is a woman shielded here child's eyes.
• People on the streets of Australia laughed and stared at the massive amounts of bumble bees stumbling through the streets.
• One group of girls vommed at the first bar and were given a cab ride home.
• It was great to see multiple people passed out in the bathrooms with vom all over them, as they didn't quite make it.
• We loved the bar that had $2.90 drafts of Carlton Mid!
• A bouncer at a bar kicked a stool out from under a guy while the guy was standing on top of it screaming and dancing. Apparently you aren't supposed to do that.

That for the most part was the pub crawl. Of course packing tons of kids into buses to parade around town, I'm sure the other drivers on the road loved seeing a rocking, bouncing bus filled with kids screaming, singing, pointing, showing their nipples (guilty!) and such at them while driving. After we went to all our places we ended up at Shooters where we met the red shirted group of Where's Wally? 111 to end our night. I, of course, went to Theo's towards the end of the night. Got asked if I was some kind of gangster by these girls from New Zealand. And then went to the beach to put our feet in the water while we waited on the buses to take us home. As we arrived at Uni with Sweet Home Alabama blasting on the Koala Coach, we called it a night and went to bed.
Today we went to the beach, explored a new one by going to Burleigh Head beach, and planned some future trips. Well that is enough for now...

Until Then,

Wilson